I Dare You Not to Barf at This Clip of Stephen Miller and Tucker Carlson

By Rafi Schwartz  |  January 9, 2018 | 1:59pm
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Two ghouls walk into a Fox News studio…

On Monday evening, dick-voiced racist Stephen Miller joined regular-voiced racist Tucker Carlson on Carlson’s Fox News show, ostensibly to discuss the White House’s immigration policy. But before the pair could get to the business of being racist, Carlson first felt compelled to bring up Miller’s meltdown on—and subsequent forcible removal from—CNN on Sunday.

“Do you think if you had been—I dunno—a member of MS-13 here, illegally, that CNN would have had security pull you off the set?” Carlson asked. (Reminder: This was his very first question.)

“I assume if I was here illegally, they would be clamoring to get me into the voting booth,” Miller responded. He then expelled a weak gust of dry air from his cobweb-lined lungs in what I can only assume was some perverse approximation of a normal human laugh.

Here, see for yourself:

With the ice broken, the pair then proceeded with their standard issue business (racism) as usual, after which Miller was presumably allowed to leave the news studio of his own accord, like the very big boy that he is.

 
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