Is Jeff Sessions About to Turn These Kids Into a Stew? Hard to Say

This picture—of Sessions looking even more like an evil henchman than usual—raises some questions: Is he about to turn these kids into a stew? Is he about to give them a pair of cursed red shoes that will make them dance until they die? Will he spin straw into gold in exchange for these children’s future first-born sons and then fly away on a cooking ladle? It’s hard to say.