Trump Brain Status: A Dusting of Light Bulb Shards
Speaking before a horde of MAGA chuds at a rally in Fayetteville, NC on Monday evening, President Donald Trump defended his idiotic decision to roll back President Barack Obama’s home energy efficiency standards, which would have phased out traditional incandescent light bulbs in favor of more energy efficient LED or fluorescent bulbs—a move that would help save both the environment and save consumers money in the long run.
Extremely shoddy economics behind his move aside, what’s really important for the president here is that big, puffy punim of his. Claiming that he’s “not a vain person,” Trump insisted that “I look better under an incandescent light than these crazy lights that are beaming down.”