What alcohol does to your brain
You had a few too many Manhattans. You’re less coordinated. Your reflexes aren’t as sharp as usual. Your speech is slightly slurred, but making conversation seems easier. Suddenly the dude sitting across the bar looks more like Ryan Gosling than Steve Buscemi. So, of course you catwalk (translate: stumble) toward him and lay one on him. Inhibitions be damned.
That’s the beauty—and danger—of alcohol. It’s easy to blame your “out of character” shenanigans on the a-a-a-alcohol. After all it was the Goose that got you feeling loose. This is part of the reason it’s so popular. In 2013, roughly 60% of people 18 and older said they’d had a drink in the past month. I have friends who drink a couple of nights a week and I’m sure you do too.
Alcohol is the most commonly used addictive drug in the U.S. It’s a social drug available almost everywhere. In 2014, people drank a combined 249 billion liters, or 66 billion gallons, according to The Economist. (Most of that was beer.)
It’s one of the oldest recreational drugs in existence, but is still hip, hosting “happy hours” and playing a recurring central character in movies like The Hangover, The World’s End, Beerfest, Sideways and many, many others.
So how does it make our brains feel so good… and then feel so bad? As you’re drinking your favorite spirits, you start to feel giddy, relaxed and more excitable, which makes your social interactions less awkward and more enjoyable. The active ingredient in your microbrew or margarita is ethanol. Ethanol subdues brain cells in the cerebral cortex, the part of the brain responsible for high-level reasoning. So the cells responsible for saying, ‘That’s not a good idea,’ get tuned out. It does the same thing to the cerebellum, the part of your brain that’s involved in coordinating movement and balance, resulting in that tell-tale drunken strut.
How does this all happen? Like other drugs (flakka, molly, caffeine and adderall), ethanol disrupts the amount of chemical messengers in the brain. Specifically it screws around with glutamate and gamma-aminobutyric acid, or GABA for short. When you drink, alcohol goes from your bloodstream to the brain. There, it amplifies the effects of GABA, a brain chemical that prevents some neurons from sending messages to each other. Think of it as a kind of silencer, keeping neuron “noise” down so that your brain can focus on the most important signals. If your brain were a theater, GABA would be the “shusher” responsible for quieting down those not on stage.
GABA does its shushing by controlling the flow of negatively charged particles, called ions, through the tiny channels on brain cells. Too many negative ions in a brain cell shut it down. So when GABA wants to shush a brain cell, it lets the ions flood in. When alcohol comes along, it floods the brain with GABA, which results in an increased flow of brain-cell-shushing ions. (This is why you can’t drink if you’re taking drugs like Xanax or Valium, which crank up the amount of GABA in your brain. It’d be too much sedation for your body to handle.)
Alcohol also blocks glutamate, a molecule that typically activates neurons, so you get a doubly inhibitory hit. (Glutamate is a gatekeeper, like GABA, but it lets in positive ions that get brain cells to send messages to each other.) So when you drink alcohol, you’re essentially turning off two systems of your brain.
That’s why alcohol is typically regarded as a depressant. Turning the volume down on the reasoning part of your brain, and the balancing part of your brain, add up to you feeling more relaxed and less coordinated the more boozed up you are. After a couple of shots of tequila, you may suddenly find yourself doing things your sober self wouldn’t, like going up to a romantic prospect, dancing on a tabletop, or telling some embarrassing stories from your youth. Basically, you’re not thinking straight, though you may think otherwise.