Congratulations, Mitt Romney! This Bible-Thumping Lunatic Wrote You a Song

One of the hardest things about being a right-wing candidate running for office must be how no famous musicians besides Ted Nugent and Dee Snider are ever willing to loan you their music to inspire or rev up a crowd. On the upside, this gives these candidates — candidates like Mitt Romney, for example — the opportunity to crowd-source campaign songs, not only making them true politicians of the people, but also discoverers of true, unadulterated talent like the man in the video posted above.