Don Jr. Reportedly Writing (?) a Whole Book (??) of His Own (???)


Donald Trump Jr., the CrossFit athlete and Instagram personality who’s reportedly dating Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle, is “sniffing around” for a book deal, per the New York Post:

Publishing insiders tell Page Six that Trump Jr. is shopping a tome, and is being repped by top agent David Vigliano’s literary firm, AGI Vigliano.
The agency’s been behind recent books by Rose McGowan, Mike Tyson, Joy Behar, Newt Gingrich and Lil Wayne, as well as Chip and Joanna Gaines, Janet Jackson and Luann de Lesseps.
It’s unclear what the book would cover. But Trump Jr. has certainly been in the headlines, for everything from his meeting with a Russian agent offering dirt on Hillary Clinton in 2016 to his dramatic split from Vanessa Trump in April, which was revealed by Page Six.

Donj can both read and write? Stunning.

To echo the most famous bit of writing thus far from the president’s large adult son: I love it. My own proposal would be a longform take on the 2016 email exchange in which Donj agreed to meet with a Russian attorney who supposedly had dirt on Hillary Clinton. Or a step-by-step guide on how to deadlift. For what it’s worth, Donald Pump wouldn’t be a half-bad pen name for a below-average romance novelist.

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