The Best Splinter Stories of 2018


2018 was a bad year. But, thanks to Splinter’s exceptional staff, these stories made it better.
How to Not Die in America
When people refer to me as a “survivor,” which they do often, they’re correct, but it’s not what they think it means: It has already been decided, especially now that it’s again fashionable to claim that healthcare is not a right, who is a designated survivor in this country. It has also been decided who is not. Read more.
I’m Everything This Administration Hates
I’m a queer feminine boy with a soft voice who has sort of benefited from the Affordable Care Act. And I’m undocumented. Read more.
Remember Who Michael Wolff Is
Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House will probably sell bigly. But I implore you all, before latching onto the sort of two-scoops-of-ice-cream anecdotes that have inspired many a tweeted screenshot, to consider the source: the same Trumpian gremlin who’s often been admonished for the very same brand of writing over the past two decades. Read more.

Alamo Drafthouse’s Long History of Minimizing Sexual Assault and Harassment
More than a dozen people spoke to Splinter about negative experiences at the theater that included its leadership minimizing allegations of sexual assault and sexual harassment—at the hands of favored customers, high- and low-level employees, and business partners. Read more.
The Teacher Who Taught His Students to Challenge the NRA on the Day They Lost 17 of Their Own
Foster teaches AP Government all day: It’s the only subject he teaches. He had taught this particular special interest lesson four times by the time the gunman started shooting. Read more.
If You Truly Care About Speech, You Will Invite Me to Your Office to Personally Call You a Dipshit
Civil society requires the toleration of the expression of opposing viewpoints, no matter how personally discomforting you may find them. Therefore, it would be profoundly hypocritical for the editorial staff of the New York Times opinion section not to immediately invite me to come to their offices to call them all morons and trolls. Read more.

Meet Eddie Eagle, the NRA’s Ineffective Approach to Gun Safety for Children
Eddie Eagle turns gun control into something more like impulse control. It’s a demonstrably ineffective and reckless approach to child safety, which, since it comes from the NRA, is perhaps no surprise. Read more.
I Infiltrated the White House Easter Egg Roll and All I Got Was Played
So how did I find myself shivering outside the White House on a frigid Monday in April, volunteering for the White House Easter Egg Roll? The answer is one part luck, and nine parts sheer stupidity. Read more.