Apparently this new vacuum is for rich people with better lives than you

By Fusion Staff  |  February 12, 2015 | 7:12pm
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Samsung is going after DJ Roomba’s marketshare in this actually insane party ad for the POWERbot cleaner (actual name).

The spot takes place at the world’s most expensive and debaucherous party. People are shaving dogs, shooting flaming arrows at priceless artifacts, splashing paint and beads on the floor, hiring a primate Elton John cover band… Be honest with yourself, you’ll never be interesting enough to merit owning this vacuum. Three words: indoor glitter trampoline:

If you do happen to be the type of person who has room and money enough to throw a soiree that features a guy in a cardboard car hoisted on everyone’s shoulders sprinkling them with fresh flower petals, maybe this is your vacuum. And also, where is my invite?

I just need to know if someone was emptying the vacuum all night for the cleanup or if this thing really can hold 10 tons of garbage…

Images via Samsung

Akilah Hughes is a comedian, YouTuber, and staff writer and producer for Fusion’s culture section. You can almost always find her waxing poetic about memes and using too many emojis.

 
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