Cats reveal what it really feels like to be single on Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day. The one holiday that manages to disappoint everyone—and subject single people to a special form of cultural torture. During the first two weeks of February, the holiday looms overhead, like a giant black cloud shouting You’re alone! Remember how alone you are? Rememberrrrrrr?
For everyone who’s over it—over it!—let us help you channel those feelings through cats.
Your plan to time-travel to March failed, and your coupled friends keep asking: “What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?!”
Stay calm. It’s not their fault.
“Seriously, no plans? What about a meet-up group? Have you thought of joining Tinder?”
Get away from me!
But you’re totally fine—you don’t need a date. You’re happy with your lot in life.
So happy.
Besides you have plenty of things to do on Valentine’s Day. Your schedule is packed!