Comic: Actually, Mike Huckabee is right about gay marriage

By Fusion Staff | February 6, 2015 | 6:02pm

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Mike Huckabee said gay marriage is “like asking somebody who’s Jewish to start serving bacon-wrapped shrimp in their deli.”

Even if he was trying really hard not to make sense, technically he’s right. Ask away…

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