Society: Don't Make This Hotdog Video a Thing

Complete transparency: we’re only writing about this because some people think this might become a thing. And if it’s a thing, it would be good for our analytics if we posted it. It’s no secret; this is how the Internet works. Stuff like this helps us also do real journalism like this. Don’t hate the playa; hate the game.

So here it is: people singing about hot dogs and water at economically reasonable prices.

But seriously, society, don’t make this a thing. I hope Internet culture has not been corrupted you to the point that you find this entertaining, even in a hate-watch sort of way. I hope our taste has risen above such mediocrity.